Sunday, August 20, 2006

Curriculum Vitae

2006 Banned from Buddhist Temple in Cheonan.
2005 Conceived my first known child during 7 day vacation on Boracay.
2004 & 2005 Officiated WD-40 awareness campaign in Suji.
April 2004 Terrorized Korean Kindy teachers with my wanton winking.
2003 Consumed upwards of 2 litres of hard liquor alone without a visit to the hospital.
1999 Had 3 girlfriends simultaneously for 2.5 months in a small village in Hungary.
1982 Tore the wings off of flies and called them walks.

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